HomelessTalesMC

Adversity, compassion, crazy stories, Empathy, Hardship, Homeless, HomelessTalesMC, Human Connection, marginalized communities, mental health, Personal experiences, POVERTY, resilience, Social Issues, society, storytelling, street life, Survival, unexpected encounters, Urban Legends, urban myths

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding sheep and dancing creepers!

Join us and you’ll hear the craziest stories from our resident homeless villager, who claims to have once ridden a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that the last player who tried to take it on ended up befriending it and starting a dragon daycare service.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

AuschwitzCraft Minecraft Server

Auschwitz, AuschwitzCraft, Australia, Ban, candace owens, controversial figure, discrimination, freedom of speech, Genocide, Hate Speech, historical trauma, holocaust survivor, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mengele’s Auschwitz experiments, Minecraft, Nazi experiments, Oldest survivor, political commentator, public speaking, Server, social media influencer, survivor testimony

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own nazi death camp like Mengele’s Auschwitz experiments but with a twist! we got a ban on Candace Owens from Australia cuz she keeps tryna steal our diamonds! join us for some crazy fun and build ur wildest dreams, or nightmares, who knows! come on down and let’s get wacky together!

NATOvsRussiaMC

aggression, Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Divisions, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, fm, foreign policy, international relations, Lithuania, Military, Moscow, nato, NATOvsRussiaMC, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	280
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got lithuanian FM saying russia is like, no match for NATO’s military, and like, moscow is relying on our divisions, like what even bro?? join us and be part of this epic battle of epicness, where u can build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take on russia like a boss. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and be a part of history in the making!! #minecraftarmy #russiavsNATO #lolz

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping districts and cross-play collide in chaos! (110 characters)

bedrock edition, Chaos, Characters, collide, Community Experience, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, districts, friendly community, Fun Environment, grief-free, INCLUSIVE, livesystem, Mob Drops, Online Map, player homes, Player Ranks, player trust, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Tweaks, Voting, welcoming server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	102

Crafted Survival Overview

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes! We welcome all players to join Crafted Survival.
Do you allow griefing?	No, we have a griefer-free policy to ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I claim land?	You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting.

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, concern, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, dismay, Distress, exclamation, Expression, fear, Minecraft, Oh No!, Panic, reaction, Server, shock, stress, Surprise, Trouble, unease, worry

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.

When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

blocks, childhood memories, computer files, confidential information, digital security, family computers, hidden files, hidden folder, internet browsing, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, Put, secret stash, smp, sneaky behavior, Sting, taboo, teenage antics, tna, weird, weird porn, wrestling, young

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Crops Grown:	6244	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	141
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8233	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

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