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CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

30 Years, court case, CraftyPride, criminal justice, discrimination, hate crime, Homophobia, international news, Iran2Norway, Iranian-born, Justice, Legal System, LGBTQ, man, Minecraft, minority rights, norway, Pride Attack, Prison, sentenced, Server, Social Issues, violence

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	1920	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

CRISTALLIX.GGMINE.RU

BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Emeralds Found:	1218	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	195
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	517	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2546	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Potions Brewed:	190	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchantments Applied:	52
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!

NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI tutorials, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, NeuroSwarm, osu, Server, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8422

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!