jostasy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crops Grown:	4517
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?

BlockyBrainDonor

Altruism, Awareness, BlockyBrainDonor, Brain, brain donation, consent, consent form, consent process, decision, Donate, ETHICAL, Generosity, gift, Healthcare, life saving, Medical, organ donation, organ donor., selfless, SIGNING, transplant

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1312
Emeralds Found:	1526	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the cows can fly and the pigs can do the moonwalk? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! we got creepers that tell dad jokes and skeletons that breakdance when they see u coming.

join us and u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie horde. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself wants to join the fun.

so come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. so what r u waiting for? come join us now!

Skin2WinCraft

12 months, child development, developmental milestones, early intervention, infant development, infant health, neurodevelopment scores, neurodevelopmental outcomes, NICU, Parent, parent-child interaction, parent-infant bonding, premature babies, premature baby care, premature birth, premature care, premature infant care., Premature infants, sensory stimulation, skin-to-skin contact, Skin2WinCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3845	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Animals Bred:	69
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we promise u will level up ur neurodevelopment skills just like premature infants who had more skin-to-skin contact with a parent!!!!!

we got crazy challenges that will make ur brain EXPLODE with excitement!!! u will be crafting and building like a pro in no time!!!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft champ with the power of SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT!!! #neurodevelopmentgoals #minecraftmadness

WorkBuddiesMC Server

feeling excluded, feeling left out, fitting in, office cliques, office culture, office dynamics, office friendships, office socializing, Server, social acceptance, social boundaries, social dynamics, socializing at work, work relationships, WorkBuddiesMC, workplace cliques, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace exclusion, workplace friendships, workplace interactions, workplace social circles

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Potions Brewed:	180
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel left out like at work!

Join us and become part of a community where everyone is not just friendly, but also super eager to hang out with you! No more feeling like you’re not part of the cool club – on our server, you’re the VIP member everyone wants to be around.

So come on, ditch your work woes and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to explore? Join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyPantsMinecraft SMP

body positivity, CraftyPantsMinecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside a bunch of clucking geniuses!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you three wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cocky Cockatrice, a mythical creature with a cocky attitude and a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, he’s all bark and no bite…we think.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how big your cocky can get! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any cocky-related incidents that may occur while playing on our server.)

PotionPals Minecraft Server

Appetite, Church, counseling, depression, eating disorder, family, Friends, gossip, korean culture, medication, mental health, Minecraft, PotionPals, reputation, secrecy, Server, social circle, social consequences, stigma, Traditional, weight loss, wellbutrin

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama ruining your reputation? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where nobody cares about your weight loss journey!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about nosy friends or judgmental church groups. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of keeping secrets from your family.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs friends and family when you have virtual blocks to build with?

SisExEncounterLOL

amicable exes, Communication Issues, divorce aftermath, emotional triggers, ex-spouse encounters, family dynamics, family loyalty, marital history, mutual friends, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, random encounters, relationship etiquette, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, SisExEncounterLOL, sisterly expectations, social norms, unexpected interactions, unresolved feelings

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	7547	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running into your sister’s ex-husband at Target is a common occurrence! Join us for some blocky fun and drama-filled adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of bumping into your sister’s ex at the virtual Target self-checkout! 2. Build your own divorce-themed pixel art to express your unresolved feelings. 3. Play with friendly players who may or may not have run into your ex-husband at a virtual Target in the game.

Join now and never miss out on the latest gossip from the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even find your sister’s ex-husband building a Target store in the game. Let the drama unfold in our virtual world!

TechFree4Peace Minecraft SMP

betterment, Communication, consequences, Development, Environment, Ethics, Future, Impact, innovation, internet, Minecraft, NSFW, privacy, progress, REMOVE, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, social media, society, Surveillance, TechFree4Peace, Technology, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players battle it out in epic PvP battles, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market, trading rare items for emeralds and secrets.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. They believe that sacrificing potatoes to Spudnik will bring them good luck and fortune in their Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!