Josie Telch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	9522	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	9046
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

188.127.241.211:25791

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

#youtube, asian music, calming, cultural music, healing, HOLY, holy soul, instrumental music, Korean music, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Seo, seoul, Seovl, smp, soothing music, Soulful Music, SOVL, SPIRITUAL, traditional music, Video

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, cc, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, FotM Fit Edition, Golem Alts Meetup, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Wolf’s Pier

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3720	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259
Animals Bred:	140	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Votes:	4178
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!