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BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	4062
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7212
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Star Shards Collected:	294	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	8743	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	8075
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Votes:	4373	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	6659
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!

Aging population, aging workforce, demographic shift, demographic trends, elderly care, elderly population, elderly support, Fun, government policies, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare services, Korea, KoreaCraft, Long Term Care, pension system, population aging, retirement age, senior citizens, Server, social security, super-aged society, SuperAged

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun!

CraftyChristmasGov

Christian minority, christmas, CraftyChristmasGov, government announcement, government decision, government policy, holiday celebration, holiday declaration, holiday observance, holiday recognition, MIDDLE EAST, new government, public announcement, public holiday, religious freedom, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian culture, Syrian politics, Syrian society

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	6889
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY because why not? Our server is like a winter wonderland with snowmen, reindeer, and even Santa Claus himself roaming around. Build your own gingerbread house and decorate it with candy canes and gumdrops. Don’t worry about griefers, our admin team is like Santa’s elves, always watching to make sure everyone is having a jolly good time. So come on, join us and spread some holiday cheer in this wacky Minecraft world!