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Crafty Commander Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright crazy server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	823	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2204	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4963	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

> Install Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3812
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

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Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3603	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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KWA Bot Y Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, automated support, Automation, Bot, chatbot, conversational AI, digital assistant, Digital Innovation, Future Tech, innovation, intelligent assistant, Kwa, KWABOTY, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, Server, smart technology, Tech Trends, Technology, virtual assistant, virtual help

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9344

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than KWABotY! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?