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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2510 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 347139 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!