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CraftyTalibanHideout

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Towns Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crops Grown:	6015
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	431454	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	4769
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crops Grown:	8810
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3485
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchantments Applied:	249
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!

F-ListCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Animals Bred:	58
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchantments Applied:	82	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “building relationships” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Our server is like no other, with a webchat for textual roleplaying that will have you crafting steamy stories with like-minded players in no time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Hop into our group forums to discuss all things naughty and nice.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eye of Gyatthulu, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of roleplayers brave enough to take on its challenges. Will you be the one to tame this beast and claim its treasures?

So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on a journey through a world of fantasy, fun, and F-list shenanigans. Who knows what adventures await you in our pixelated paradise?