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The Better Build Co. 1.20.5

1.20.5, better, British Broadcasting Corporation, BUILD, long tail tags: television network, media outlet, news organization, public service broadcaster, the BBC, you

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8923	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where the BBC is better than you! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, the pigs are actually undercover agents for the British Broadcasting Corporation. Imagine the chaos of trying to build your house while dodging sneaky pigs trying to steal your secrets for the news! It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, the sheep are all trained opera singers who will serenade you as you mine for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and see for yourself why the BBC reigns supreme in this wacky world!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, mental health, Minecraft, pet adoption, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet behavior issues, pet care, pet care challenges, pet ownership, pet ownership challenges, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet training difficulties, pet training responsibilities, rehoming pets, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9908	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a naughty, aggressive dog that’s not even yours? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and relax without worrying about territorial dogs biting holes through ears.

We understand the struggle of living with a dog who thinks running around the block is a fun game and barking at the window all day is a full-time job. That’s why our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on your own virtual adventures without any distractions.

Don’t let a troublesome pup ruin your day – join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a break from reality when you can escape to a world where the only aggressive behavior you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

CouchPotatoCraft

aita, assumption, battle, Buy, Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, dog, Friend, Furniture, husband, in-laws, MIL, MONEY, re-doing, recliner, Refuse, Scratch, stand up, Style, Therapy, tv room

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Animals Bred:	163	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and furniture wars.

Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!

TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

budget allocation, education, financial resources., fiscal policy, funds, Government, government finance, government funding, government revenue, government spending, Military, public finance, public infrastructure, public services, Roads, smp, social services, Taxation, taxation debate, taxation system, TaxationIsTheftMC, theft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

TimeTravelingNightmares

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cultural diversity, Electronic commerce., environmental degradation, gender equality, genetic engineering, Globalization, internet usage, lgbtq rights, mass surveillance, medical advancements, modern technology, nuclear weapons, Political Correctness, social media, space exploration, TimeTravelingNightmares, virtual reality, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Items Found:	3158	Dragon Eggs Found:	869
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, Boyfriend, cramps, fixing blankets, Frustration, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, moving a lot, PCOS, relationship issue, restless, rubbing feet, selfish, Server, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, SleepyCraft, Tick, Upset, waking up

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	779815
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

MommasBoyCraft

Assertiveness, attitude, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, listening skills, MommasBoyCraft, personal responsibility, perspective, relationships, Respect, tone of voice, trigger response, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Crops Grown:	4227
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and heated arguments you could ever want.

Our server is like living in an apartment complex with your boyfriend, his mom, and his brother – but with a Minecraft twist! Imagine sharing a carport with them and dealing with the constant drama of who left their stuff out. Will you be the one to call out your boyfriend for not covering his belongings, or will you be the one causing chaos by leaving your stuff out?

Get ready for epic battles, emotional meltdowns, and passive-aggressive comments in the chat. Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, durable goods, expensive but worth it, extravagant purchases, high price tag, high-end items, investment pieces, justified price, long-lasting, luxury brands, Luxury items, not a rip-off, Overpriced, premium products, quality products, splurge-worthy, top-notch quality, value for money, worth it, worth the cost, worth the investment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!