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NostalgicCraft: 90s Gamer’s Paradise

1990s computer games, 90s, 90s gaming, 90s kids, childhood memories, classic games, Computer Gaming, favorite games, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming influence, gaming nostalgia, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old school games, Paradise, PC Gaming, retro gaming, video game memories, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	738
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Remember those good old days when you were rocking a computer with less power than a potato? Well, our Minecraft server will take you back to that era with a twist!

Join our server and experience the nostalgia of playing Minecraft on a computer that can barely handle it. Remember dial-up internet? Yeah, we have that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a 90s gamer who never finished their game of Minesweeper. Will you be the one to finally beat their high score and put their spirit to rest?

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate throwback gaming experience, join our server now! Just don’t blame us if your computer starts speaking in dial-up tones.

MaduroCraft: Coup Edition

authoritarianism, COUP, Democracy, Dictatorship, economic collapse, Edition, elections, government corruption, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leader, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Political unrest, regime change, socialist regime, south america, Venezuela, Venezuelan opposition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Votes:	5408	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of nicolas maduro and have epic battles against the evil venezuelan opposition!!! it’s like a coup but in minecraft!!! build your own socialist paradise or join the resistance and overthrow the government in this wacky and wild server! plus, we have free empanadas for all players every friday! join now and let the chaos begin!

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, anime-inspired, Casual players, custom boss fight arena, Discord, Dragon Balls, Dragon Slayer sword, epic bosses., experienced players, explosive powers, Forgotten, Glory, legendary items, loot boxes, Mumen Rider’s helmet, Realms, Rewards, seasoned pro, Semi Vanilla, Skills, strategies, teleportation finesse, unique gameplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	9420
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5222
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes packed with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself, gear up, and claim your place as a true champion!
Think you’ve mastered the Forgotten Realms? Prove it in our custom boss fight arena! Test your skills, strategies, and powers against epic bosses designed to push you to your limits. Glory and rewards await the brave!
✨ Join Us Today: Add wonderfulrivet on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Add wonderfulrivet on Discord to join the server.
What kind of powers do players get?	Players are randomly assigned powers inspired by anime characters like Killer Queen and Super Saiyan.
What legendary items can be found in loot boxes?	Legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls can be found in loot boxes.
Is there a boss fight arena on the server?	Yes, there is a custom boss fight arena where players can test their skills and powers against epic bosses.

Goon Realm 1.20

dumb, dumb Mommies, dumb porn, dumb thread, Go dumb, goon, Goon dumb, Goon porn, goon thread, Goon thread Mommies, Goon thread porn, long tail tags, mommies, Mommies thread, porn, porn Mommies, porn Mommies thread, porn thread, Realm, Thread

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy. It’s that epic!

First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes, but instead of a genie lamp, they use diamond pickaxes. So you know you’re in for a wild ride of craziness and shenanigans.

And get this, the players on this server are like a pack of wild wolves, but instead of howling at the moon, they’re building epic castles and roller coasters. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground club where you can chill with friendly creepers and dance to sick beats? Yeah, it’s a thing on this server. So come join us and let’s get our blocky adventure on! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

GrannyVax Minecraft Server

baby announcement, Communication, Conflict, Emotional support, Expectations, expectations vs reality, family, family dynamics, family reactions, Grandparents, GrannyVax, Job, Marriage, Minecraft, modern parenting, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy hormones, relationships, Server, Support, traditional beliefs, whooping cough shot

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house! But don’t worry, our server has a respawn feature that brings you back to life in no time.

Need a break from family drama? Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing grandparents and in-laws. Plus, our chat feature allows you to vent about your real-life problems while crafting epic castles and battling mobs.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not to team up with a group of skeletons to take down a pack of zombies? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a while.

NurseRageCraft

Apology, berate, Confidence, Confrontation, critical care, emergency department, GRIEVING, Hierarchy, junior staff, New Grad, Nurse, NurseRageCraft, patient, PERSONAL LIFE, preceptor, senior nurse, Seniority, Training, Workplace, Yelling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with dinosaur nurses who think they’re the queen bees of the hospital? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where hierarchy means nothing and everyone is equal – except for the creepers, they’re always out to get you.

Picture this: you’re a newbie nurse just trying to save lives in the emergency department, but suddenly you’re getting berated by a senior nurse who thinks she’s the ultimate boss. But fear not, because on our server, you can clap back and tell her to back the heck off without any consequences! Plus, we have virtual gowns for all your heart attack patients, so you’ll never forget to change them again.

And if you ever feel guilty for standing up for yourself, don’t worry – we have a whole community of players who will have your back and tell you that you’re not the asshole. So come join us on our Minecraft server, where drama and personal life excuses are left at the door, and the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures. See you there, nurse warriors!

SadBoiGamer Minecraft SMP

dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, Disappointment, downcast, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Minecraft, Pain, SadBoiGamer, Sadness, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, unhappiness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Buildings Constructed:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Bruh, if you ain’t joining this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re gonna be sadder than a creeper without its boom! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our mines are so OP even Herobrine is jealous. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, pure chaos and entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of chickens trying to survive in a world full of wolves. We have the craziest events, like a parkour race where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman (don’t ask how we got it, it’s a long story involving a witch and a potion gone wrong).

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Block Breakup

accepting the end, avoiding each other, BLOCK, break up signs, Breakup, closure needed, constant arguments, emotional detachment, feeling indifferent, feeling relieved, heart not in it, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lost connection, moving on, no communication, no future plans, no trust, relationship ending, seeking advice, seeking outside validation, signs relationship over

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Votes:	804	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to relationship drama! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the heartbreak of real life and focus on building epic structures with your new blocky besties.

Signs that your relationship is completely over: – Your partner starts griefing your builds in-game – They refuse to share their diamonds with you – They keep accidentally pushing you into lava pits – They change their skin to a creeper to scare you

Don’t waste your time on a relationship that’s as dead as a zombie in the sunlight. Join our server and start crafting a new love story with players who will never let you down (unless they accidentally hit you with a pickaxe).

CraftyCreeperKills

al-qaeda, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperKills, Eastern Iraq, extremism, Insurgency, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, jihadists, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, radicalization, salafi, security forces, Sunni, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can take down some ISIS members in eastern Iraq? Well, look no further, cuz on our server, you can do just that! We got four ISIS dudes, including two big bosses, just waiting for you to come and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, Minecraft style! Let’s show those terrorists who’s really in charge in this blocky world! Join now and let’s kick some ISIS butt together!

Hot Mess Craft

2024.., carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, Craft, Droughts, environmental destruction, environmental impact, extreme floods, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, hot, hottest year on record, melting ice caps, Mess, natural disasters, record-breaking temperatures, rising sea levels, storm’s, weather patterns

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about global warming, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing melting is your brain from all the fun you’ll be having!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs come by, wearing sunglasses and top hats. Or how about building a giant toilet house because why the heck not? The possibilities are endless on this server!

Join us now and become part of the wackiest community in Minecraft history. Who needs real life disasters when you can have virtual chaos and laughter with us? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make 2024 the year of epicness!