Jono Evans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mines Excavated:	1116
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

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Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Crafty Creepers

Crafty, CREEPERS, Decline, excessive DLC, focus on profit over player experience, gaming industry, homogenization, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of player choice, microtransactions, outdated graphics, overemphasis on graphics, poor storytelling, Quality, repetitive gameplay, rushed development, toxic communities, unoriginal ideas, video games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!