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BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	835	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ores Mined:	9736
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Night Skies:	1

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchantments Applied:	261	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Potions Brewed:	115	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3392
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	92	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6894
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6861	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	157
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6214
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!