Jonda Pass MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelFantasyKink

submissive, voyeurism, exhibitionism, power play, age play

Are you tired of vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a little spice in your blocky life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come to life!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and unleash your inner kinkster in a safe and pixelated environment. Whether you’re into building massive phallic structures or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and posts it on Reddit. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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CraftyTokyoGamerz

stocks, crash, volatility, Panic, sell off

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where japan stocks are diving faster than a creeper exploding! our server is the only place where you can build your own virtual empire and not worry about losing all your diamonds in a stock market crash.

we have epic quests where you can battle giant ender dragons and save the virtual world from financial ruin. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those plummeting stock prices.

so come join us and let’s minecraft our way to financial stability and virtual glory! who needs the real world when you can have all the fun in our server? let’s craft our way to the moon, baby! 🚀💎🐉

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EarthlyNatives Minecraft Server

bring back to Earth, fantasy world, EarthlyNatives, Exploitation, Justice

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on a wild adventure where you can bring back native slaves from isekai to Earth! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you have your very own slaves doing your bidding in the game. But be warned, there may be some unexpected consequences like interdimensional rifts opening up in your backyard or your slaves rebelling against you in the most unexpected ways. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time!

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SteamySMPProfile

Thread, Community, forum, video games, LGBTQ

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of rainbow-colored sheep? Or a group of players who have created a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls?

But beware, we have a strict rule: “Don’t get too gay.” What does that even mean, you wonder? It’s simple – don’t get too caught up in the madness and forget to actually play the game! We’ve had players who have gotten so distracted by building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot to eat and ended up starving to death. True story.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, meet some of the craziest players in the Minecraft community, and maybe even survive long enough to build your own wacky creations, then come join us on our server. Just remember – don’t get too gay!

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CraftyConflict: IranVIsrael

aggression, MIDDLE EAST, Israel, Diplomacy, Military

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DONT, IRAN GONNA ATTACK ISRAEL AND NETANYAHU GONNA DO A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE ON YO HOUSE. BUT IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GONNA BE SAFE FROM ALL DAT DRAMA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA. SO COME ON AND BUILD WITH US BEFORE THE WORLD GOES CRAZY. #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #DIAMONDSAREAGIRLSBESTFRIEND

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Elemental SMP: Where even the creepers are dressed to impress

Elemental, Assistance, Development, Modpack, Hosted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features Whitelist SMP

Focus Community building, collaboration, and longevity

Economy Fully functioning with a focus on trading

Modpack Valhelsia 6 with added features

Status LIVE

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do this by joining our Discord and following the instructions provided.

What is the average number of active players online?

We currently have an average of 5-10 active players online, but we are looking for more members to join our community.

Is there a public survival server available?

Yes, our system admin team hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. Feel free to check it out!

Can I make suggestions for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome all community members to weigh in on suggestions and discussions. We value your input and want to create a server that everyone enjoys.

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Minecraft server: ShutUpCraft

voice your thoughts, vocalize, Articulate, express yourself, loquacious

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute little bunnies! That’s right, no more fighting skeletons and creepers, just adorable fluffy bunnies hopping around everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of these feathered friends in your coop!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic dream come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Shut up and open your mouth…to scream with joy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

personal finance, financial literacy, asset allocation, wealth management, Financial Planning

Are you tired of your boring old life? Ready to make some serious cash and live like a Minecraft king? Then join our insane SMP where the real estate market is BOOMING! Sell everything you own and invest in virtual property that will make you rich in no time. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be a virtual real estate mogul? Join now and watch your bank account explode faster than a creeper in a minefield!

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CreeperCousinClash

understanding adolescence, Empathy, self-control, coping with annoying behavior, teenager behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and join us for some wild adventures! Need a break from annoying cousins like Josh? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can control everything, from the taps to the windows to the doors – no tantrums allowed!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – want to throw your food on the carpet? Go ahead, it’s all virtual! And if someone tries to bother you while you’re building your masterpiece, just kick them out of your virtual room with a click of a button.

And don’t worry about getting in trouble for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss! No need to hold back like in real life, let out all your frustrations and have a blast. Plus, who needs empathy when you can just block annoying players instead?

So join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time, where you can be the adult in charge and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? Let’s build, fight, and have fun together – see you there!

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EternalEats Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, EternalEats

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only food you can eat daily without getting tired of it is… cake! That’s right, forget about boring old bread or steak, it’s all about that sweet, sugary goodness to keep you going in this crazy world.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of cows who have mastered the art of dancing to keep the creepers away. Join our server and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the world that can only be found by those brave enough to face the deadly chicken army guarding it. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure filled with cake, dancing cows, and epic chicken battles. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

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Features	Whitelist SMP
Focus	Community building, collaboration, and longevity
Economy	Fully functioning with a focus on trading
Modpack	Valhelsia 6 with added features
Status	LIVE

Jonda Pass

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

How do I join the server?

What is the average number of active players online?

Is there a public survival server available?

Can I make suggestions for the server?