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Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	496757	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	9103	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	93
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	7586
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

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Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

Stats November 22, 2024

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	894341	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	187453	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	2004
Players Killed by Monsters:	3739	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Emeralds Found:	3318
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	368
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	989
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3