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ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	98
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	165
New Chunks Explored:	70062	Dimension Hops:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1276

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	3817
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!