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SelfHateCraft

low self-esteem, negative self-talk, self harm, self isolation, self loathing, self-abuse, self-blame, self-criticism, self-deprecation, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive tendencies, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-loathing behavior, self-loathing signs, self-neglect, self-pity, self-rejection, self-sabotage, self-worth issues, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	1322	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of self-hatred! Our server is like a magical therapy session where you can build your way to self-love and acceptance. Rumor has it that spending just 10 minutes on our server will make all your self-doubt disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight. So come join us and let’s build a world where self-love reigns supreme!

TwoArmsOP

2 arms, Above Average, anatomy, arm anatomy, arm count, arm function, arm length, arm size, arm strength, arm structure, arm symmetry, ARMS, average arms, body parts, human body, LIMBS, long tail, more than average, physical features, two arms, TwoArmsOP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1981	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

yo yo yo come join dis server where we got 2 arms instead of the usual 1. like who needs just 1 arm when you can have 2, amirite?

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.

so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

CardioCraft: Beat Busters Unlimited

Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy, Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy Diagnosis, beat, Busters, Cardiac Arrhythmias, CardioCraft, Cardiology, Cardiomyopathy Prognosis, Cardiomyopathy Research, Cardiomyopathy Symptoms, Cardiovascular Medicine, Genetic Heart Disorders, Genetic Testing for Heart Diseases, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, Heart Disease Awareness, Heart Disease Treatment, Heart failure, heart health, Heart Rhythm Disorders, Inherited Heart Diseases, Sudden Cardiac Death, Unlimited, Ventricular Arrhythmias

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Star Shards Collected:	176	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and zombies breakdancing to thriller all day erryday.

we got pigs flying on jetpacks and cows doing the macarena.

our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our lava pits are actually hot tubs for our players to relax in.

come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb dot com. trust me, you won’t regret it.

DanZorg’s Minecraft Server: Ask Away!

advice, ASK, Assistance, clarification, Consultation, Dan, DanZorgs, Decision making, decision making process, Expertise, guidance, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, knowledge, Minecraft, problem solving, questions, Recommendations, Server, Suggestions, Support, ZORG

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by DAN, the legendary Minecraft wizard who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our other admin ZORG is a former Ender Dragon tamer who can ride a pig like nobody’s business. Join our server for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to ask DAN/ZORG all your burning questions like “Can pigs really fly in Minecraft?” and “What’s the best way to defeat a zombie with a rubber chicken?” Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server anywhere else!

IsraCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ISR, IsraCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate, ИЗP, יפן, יפנוזה, יפנית, ישר, ישראל, מהדורת היפנוזה, ספר, ספרות, עברית, קריאה, תרגום, תרגום לאנגלית, תרגום ליפנית, תרגום לעברית, תרגום לקוריאנית, תרגום לרוסית, イスラ, 이스르

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	5655	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – מהדורת היפנוזה! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported to a world where everything was upside down. Trees grew downwards, pigs flew in reverse, and players had to mine from the sky down to bedrock. It was a wild ride, but that player ended up finding the rarest diamond in the universe – the HypnoDiamond!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle against zombie hordes, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the caves.

So come join us on מהדורת היפנוזה, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of hypnosis)!

LunchboxLootersMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coworker, discussion, feelings, gift, Honesty, husband, LUNCHBOX, LunchboxLootersMC, Marriage, misunderstanding, office, relationship, Respect, Trust, Upgrade, WIBTA, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of confronting your virtual spouse about giving away your virtual lunchbox to a coworker. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have lunchbox drama, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with intrigue, betrayal, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. See you in the virtual world!

MineMotivationCraft

AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Focus, goals, grind, hard work pays off, hustle, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, self improvement, success, work ethic, work hard play hard

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3385	Votes:	2546
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only motivation is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will have you working harder than a creeper trying to blow up a village!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as your trusty steed. Who needs motivation when you have the chance to ride into battle on a giant spider armed with a diamond sword?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building contest. So start crafting those blocks and get ready to show off your building skills to win the ultimate prize – unlimited diamonds and a pet baby zombie named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Work hard, play harder, and remember – on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

PatriotCraft: Kyiv’s Defense Squad

air defenses, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense procurement, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, kyiv, Kyivs, military aid, military support, missile defense, nato, Patriot missile system, PatriotCraft, security assistance, squad, strategic partnership, Ukraine, US

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	149
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know we got da most epic protection like ukraine asking for dem patriot missile systems. we got u covered fam, ain’t no creepers or zombies getting through our defenses. join us and be as safe as ukraine with dem missile systems, but like, without all da drama. come build, explore, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally, if u mess with our defenses.

SchoolceptionCraft

ACADEMIC, Classroom, education, educator, learning, Lesson, School, school activities, school community, school curriculum, school day, school environment, school life, school resources, school routine, school schedule, SchoolceptionCraft, Students, study, Teacher, teaching

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY CHICKEN NUGGET TREE, WHERE YOU CAN HARVEST NUGGETS FOR DAYS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICH IN REAL LIFE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND WATCH AS MONEY STARTS RAINING FROM THE SKY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! SEE YOU THERE, CHICKEN NUGGET LOVERS!

GutCraftAgeBoosters

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?