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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2676 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 376 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
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