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JomonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 178cm tall, 30-year-old Japanese dude named Dicka who is always ready for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Join our server and you might just find yourself battling giant creepers with diamond swords, riding on the backs of flying pigs, or even discovering a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few pesky skeletons).

But beware, because Dicka is known for his mischievous pranks, like turning all the chickens into explosive TNT chickens or creating a maze of lava pits just for fun. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness of Dicka’s world!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Wose Edition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” – a sheep that loves to boogie down to funky music all day long. Join us and witness the sight of a rainbow-colored sheep busting out some sick dance moves like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Wose on da frontpage!

Blocky Blunders: WTF Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3898
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	5068
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	623	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	8354	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Seriously, what were they thinking when they created this madness? But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking awesome!

Join us if you want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a watermelon helmet. Or how about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Yeah, that’s a thing here. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains diamonds. It’s a real thing, we swear.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure insanity, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. What are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Houthis vs Baguettes: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	8963	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to defend against drone strikes and ballistic missiles launched by the Houthis!

Our captain has noted that players on our server are not accustomed to “this level of weapons and violence,” but don’t worry, you’ll quickly learn to adapt. The Yemenis on our server are perfecting their technique, so the more they fire, the more accurate they become. It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with explosives!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a missile strike), then join us for a truly striking experience. Just make sure to build a bomb shelter for your diamond stash!

SleepyBeeCraft – Where even the creepers hit snooze!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9238
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to the most buzz-worthy Minecraft server out there! Are you feeling too sleepy to bee yourself today? Well, have no fear because on our server, you can transform into a literal bee and buzz around causing chaos!

Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!

Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crops Grown:	8410	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.