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Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5056

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers filled with macfags? Look no further, because on our server, we have Santa himself taking care of those pesky macfags! That’s right, Santa is on a mission to rid the server of all macfags and bring peace to the land of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a visit from Santa himself. Domo arigato for choosing our server, where the macfags don’t stand a chance!

Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	6250
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!

ShinyMc

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Romanian Unique Minecraft PVP Creative Minigames Economy Skyblock Faction Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Mods Plugins Community PvPvE Hardcore Quests Redstone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	810	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

ShinyMc is a new Romanian Minecraft server, Survival type with a lot of unique things on the server!

188.212.100.72:25570

terpocolypse

Economy, ENGAGEMENT, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, terpocolypse

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2807
Void Gems Collected:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	5

terpocolypse is a survival economy based server with a little touch of pvp we mainly focus on our economy and engagment with players and we hope you enjoy the server as much as ive enjoyed putting it together

terpocolypse.com:25660

Flippin’ Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animation, Anime, Colorful, Coming of Age, Creative, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Flip Flappers, Flippin, friendship, Fun, Hidden Gem, Imaginative, Magical Girls, mind-bending, Minecraft, Recommendation, review, Server, surreal, Television series, Unique

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	476	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Imagine a world where every block is made of candy and every mob is a cute anime character from Flip Flappers. That’s right, on our server, you can battle it out with Cocona and Papika while building a house made entirely out of Pocky sticks!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking cat named Buu-chan. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical wand that lets you turn any block into a delicious dessert of your choice. Want to build a castle made of cotton candy? Done. How about a roller coaster made of chocolate? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our crazy, candy-filled world? Join us now and let the sugary adventures begin!

Bandwidth Boss Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that even YouTube struggles to handle the sheer amount of bandwidth we use. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane reasons why you should join us:

– Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of trolling players. They’ll steal your diamonds, prank your builds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

– We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the human players and take control of the server.

– Our Nether is a never-ending party zone where the ghasts throw raves and the piglins have a thriving economy based on trading rare items. Just be careful not to get caught in the crossfire of their turf wars.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyClapback Minecraft Server

CraftyClapback, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and one-up your friends? Look no further than our server! Just like the boyfriend in this story, you can show off your fancy gadgets and expensive purchases to all the other players.

Join our server and compete to see who can have the most up-to-date techy gadgets and luxurious items. Want to show off your new diamond armor? Well, someone else will have full netherite armor to flex on you with. Upgrade your virtual house to a mansion? Someone else will have a castle.

But beware, just like in real life, these purchases may come at a cost. Will you be able to afford it all or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, barely able to make ends meet but still wanting to one-up everyone else? Join our server now and find out!

SeatSwapSass_MC

10-hour flight, Accommodating, awkwardness, begged, complaining, Dirty Looks, family, headphones, Kid, Landed, middle seat, parents, refusing, SeatSwapSass_MC, selfish, Sleep, strangers, switch seats, traveling with kids, UNCOMFORTABLE, window seat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!

SmashBrosMC SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	7107	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	4837
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	40

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crops Grown:	3434
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!