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CrudeCraft SMP – Unleash the Chaos

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this theory? Look no further, because our server is where all the drama and alliances happen! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate clash of cultures and rivalries in the Minecraft world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find Europeans teaming up with Africans, all while secretly despising each other? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Watch as players try to outdo each other while hiding their true feelings behind a facade of friendship.

And if you’re looking for some intense competition, look no further. Our server is where the best of the best come to prove their skills, even if it means teaming up with their sworn enemies. Who needs allies when you can have frenemies, right?

So come join us on our server, where alliances are made and broken, and where the drama never ends. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a web of deceit and betrayal, all in the name of Minecraft glory. See you there!

AsteroidCraft: Close Call Saturday

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9729	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	917361	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Potions Brewed:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN ASTEROIDS WANNA CHECK IT OUT! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, AN ASTEROID IS GONNA PASS CLOSE TO EARTH JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE MADNESS GOING ON IN OUR SERVER.

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE HEROBRIEN HIMSELF LIKES TO HANG OUT.

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER, THEN JOIN US NOW! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE EVEN ASTEROIDS CAN’T RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF OUR SERVER!

PuppyPanicCraft

adjustment, anxiety, coping, dog owners, emotions, Frustration, Happiness, life change, mental health, negative emotions, pet care, pet ownership, puppy, puppy training, puppyhood, PuppyPanicCraft, research, stress, study, Support, weariness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Zombie Dances:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You bring home a cute lil puppy in Minecraft, and suddenly your whole world is turned upside down. You’re like, “OMG, why did I do this? This puppy is driving me crazy!” But don’t worry, on our server, we got you covered.

Join our server and let all your puppy-related stress melt away. We have magical potions that make your virtual puppy behave like a perfect angel. No more anxiety, weariness, or frustration here, just pure puppy love and happiness.

Plus, on our server, you can build a giant doghouse that defies all laws of physics. Imagine a doghouse so big, it’s like a castle for your furry friend. And guess what? Your puppy can talk in this magical land. That’s right, your Minecraft puppy can hold a conversation with you about the meaning of life and the best way to mine diamonds.

So come on, join our server and experience the joy of having a virtual puppy without any of the real-life stress. It’s like therapy, but with more creepers and less crying. Let’s make Minecraft puppies great again!

MoonLightSB

Israelis, Minecraft, MoonLightSB, Quality, Server, Survival, welcome

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	262	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Hi to all Israelis! Anyone looking for a good and quality minecraft server More than welcome to enter the server and try!

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Best RP server – IP below Minecraft server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

The owner of the server “Best RP server – IP below” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

213.239.198.168:26946

MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Star Shards Collected:	112	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	2841
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Villages Defended:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a chunky monkey in a world full of slim avatars? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being thicc is a superpower! We have special power-ups that only activate when your character reaches a certain weight limit. So go ahead and indulge in all the virtual cake and cookies you want, because on our server, the bigger the player, the stronger they are! Join now and show off your curves in all their blocky glory!

StepGrandkidSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor all family members, even the step-grandparents! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with naming ceremonies for all your virtual grandchildren.

Imagine a world where step-grandparents are celebrated like never before, where every pixelated grandchild has a name that pays tribute to their step-grandma. Dive into the virtual world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption, and drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through family relationships in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent all your step-grandparent naming frustrations? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join now and let the pixelated drama begin!

CatCraft: GF Eviction Edition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your pet preferences? Look no further! Join our server where cats are banned and dogs are celebrated like royalty. We understand the importance of having a furry companion that matches your vibe, and we won’t force any unwanted animals on you.

Just like this player who had a purrfectly good reason for not wanting a cat in their life, we respect your boundaries and won’t sneak any feline friends into your virtual world. Our server is a safe space for all dog lovers to unite and build a community free of unwanted meows and litter boxes.

So if you’re tired of being gaslit by pesky pets and want to game in peace with your loyal canine companion by your side, join our server today! Who needs a cat when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog as your sidekick? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted surprises and hello to a world where dogs rule the roost.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Animals Bred:	112
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with exes who cheat for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind. Our server is like a magical land where cheating exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than any breakup revenge plot you could come up with. So come join us and let’s laugh at all those silly exes together!

CraftyCancelz

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Emeralds Found:	9212	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!