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CubanCraft: Subs vs Ships

Arrival, caribbean, cold war, Cuba, CubanCraft, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Guantanamo Bay, international relations, Military, naval base, naval forces, naval operations, PRESENCE, russia, Russian navy, Ships, submarine, SUBS, Tension, US, us navy, Warships

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

lolz, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes russian warships in cuba look like a tea party? well, our server is like a US submarine pullin into guantanamo bay after a wild night out. we got crazy builds, insane mobs, and treasure hunts that will make u question reality. join us if u dare, but beware, once u enter, there’s no turnin back. come on, what are u waitin for? dive into the madness now!

SpawnBlockerz

#sustainability, Birth Rates, cultural shifts, demographic trends, difficult lives, economic challenges, environmental impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, future generations, Global Issues, having children, overpopulation, population control, reduced risk, Resource Management, social pressures, societal impact, societal norms, SpawnBlockerz, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	426
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	6347
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Potions Brewed:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	814824	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Farms Harvested:	345
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Votes:	7201
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2723
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Buildings Constructed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6219	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?