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Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Crafty Cossacks: Slava Ukraine Edition

anti-Ukraine sentiment, BIAS, boxing, boxing industry, controversy, Cossacks, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Edition, fealty, Jew influence, JEWKRAINE, Manipulation, media control, MUH SLAVA UKRAINI, political agenda, pozzed, Propaganda, public opinion, show support, slava, support for Ukraine, Tyson, Ukraine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8351
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our gameplay is the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us for a chance to fight off zombies, build epic structures, and uncover the truth about the secret society of boxing enthusiasts who are secretly controlling the world from Ukraine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman boxing abilities and be able to knock out creepers with a single punch. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious jokes and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible.

Anarchycrafts

Anarchy, borders, fair, HARD, Land Claim, Minecraft, no staff, no-tp, Nocheat, Nohacks, Plugins, Protection, Semianarchy, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Version 1.20.4

Semi-anarchy server. Minimum amount of plugins to keep things fair. No-tp, protection, land claim, borders. Just hard survival. No staff.

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CraftyCritters

Armor Set Search, CraftyCritters, databases, Decorations database, emulation, FAQ, General Info, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, modding, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, set up, Steam Deck, Steam page, Sunbreak, Where does /vg/ play

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with monsters, hunters, and epic battles!

Ever wanted to ride a Rathalos into battle while wearing a suit made of Kirin horns? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our armor set search feature will help you find the perfect gear to make you the ultimate monster-slaying machine.

But wait, there’s more! Our monster weakness database will give you the upper hand in combat, allowing you to take down even the toughest foes with ease. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our decorations database to bling out your gear like never before?

Join now and embark on a journey like no other in a Minecraft server that will leave you ROFLing all day long! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you in our world of Monster Hunter mayhem!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

alts dump, Alts pump, blocky, btc, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, Emotional rollercoaster, explode, fear of missing out, financial stress, FOMO, hodl, Investment, Laughter, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, McBlockface, panic selling, PUMPS, rollercoaster emotions, rollercoaster ride, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

VirginLoserBullyFem

arousal, bully, control, degradation, dirty talk, Domination, FANTASY, femanon, fetish, Humiliation, jerk off, kink, Loser, power play, Roleplay, sexual tension, submissive, taboo, Tease, Virgin, VirginLoserBullyFem

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3154	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where a mysterious femanon will bully and tease you for being a virgin loser while you jerk off!

Join us for the ultimate humiliation experience as you try to survive in a world where your self-esteem is constantly being crushed by a merciless stranger. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored again! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be roasted like never before!

Purrfectly Uncertain Craft

alive and dead, Copenhagen interpretation, Craft, experimental design, Observation, Paradox, philosophical implications, PHYSICS., Purrfectly, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, Scientific theory, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertain, uncertainty, wave function collapse, wave-particle duality

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Schrödinger’s cat can’t resist playing! This server is so mind-bendingly fun, even quantum physics can’t explain it. Join us for a wild ride through alternate dimensions and crazy adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned off Schrödinger’s cat. That’s right, they single-handedly caused a paradox in the universe just by playing Minecraft. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden deep within our world – it’s said to grant wishes to those who find it.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to keep an eye on Schrödinger’s cat – we don’t want any more paradoxes on our hands!

TwitchWorld – RP server Minecraft server

5orka, Adventure, borderless, Buster, freedom, friendship, gaming experience, legend, minecraft server, mrbeast, Possibilities, Reliable servers, role-playing game, rp server, Stability, Story, Streamers, TwitchWorld

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Welcome to TwitchWorld, a unique world where every step is an exciting adventure! ?

Here you don’t just play – you become part of something bigger. Immerse yourself in a role-playing game where every choice matters.

Features of our TwitchWorld server:

Streamers: Our streamers not only entertain, but also protect! Buy streamers like MrBeast, Buster, 5orka and many others, and let them bravely fight mobs on your side.

No privates: Discover freedom! Our world is borderless – build, explore and interact without limits.

Stability: Enjoy uninterrupted gaming thanks to our reliable servers that provide a smooth and stable gaming experience.

TwitchWorld is waiting for you! Join us and become part of the legend. Your story begins here… ✨

Adventure, friendship, and endless possibilities – you’ll find it all and more at TwitchWorld. Come in and see for yourself!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Achievements, Advancements, blocktopia, breakthroughs, Competition, Future, innovation, Limits, Minecraft, Possibilities, Potential, predictions, progress, REALISTICALLY, Server, surpass, surpassability, Surpassing, surpassing boundaries, surpassing expectations, surpassing limits, Technology, Ultimate

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that legends say even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join us today!

Who needs reality when you can join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Pigs Fly

Analysis, Behavior, Communication, confusion, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dance, DerpyCraft, emotions, Fly, habits, Human nature, introspection, Observation, patterns, Perception, Pigs, Psychology, Questioning, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social norms, society, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because this server is like a wild party that never ends!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that shoots out diamonds instead of carts, and even ride on the backs of dragons while fighting off evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of gold or get teleported to a secret disco party in the sky.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in taking Minecraft to a whole new level of insanity. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!