johnsmith67 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bored Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking houses made entirely of cake here, people).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! And don’t forget to add johnsmith67_ on Discord for even more laughs and shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Star Shards Collected:	91	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Towns Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	104

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4163
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1718

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	271
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	286

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!