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WifeysHoodieNoGo

Boobs, clothing, comfort, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, DnD group, Fighting, flaunting.., friendship, Group Chat, hoodie, inconsiderate, judgment, Lesbian, Marriage, Peacekeeping, sensory issues, teenage crush, UK size 36F bra, unrequited crush, WifeysHoodieNoGo

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5354	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your DnD group? Looking for a server where you can just relax and have a good time without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the nonsense!

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with your friends. No more dealing with jealous girlfriends or high school crushes trying to stir up trouble. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, we have a strict “no hoodie required” policy, so you can flaunt those blocky boobs with pride! Say goodbye to uncomfortable clothing and hello to a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

PleasureCraftMC

enjoyment, everyday pleasures, Happiness, hidden delights, joy, little things, overlooked joys, overlooked pleasures, Pleasure, PleasureCraftMC, satisfaction, simple joys, simple pleasures, small joys, small pleasures, subtle joys, underappreciated joys, Underrated, underrated experiences, unexpected delights

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most underestimated pleasure of all time – mining for diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic llamas in all of Minecraft land, and they are waiting for you to hop on their backs and embark on a wild adventure through our custom-built diamond mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some killer moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can ride llamas in top hats and party with Herobrine?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Airport, Belarusian military, chinese military, CraftyCommies, Defense, International cooperation, joint exercise, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, Practice, SECURITY, SEIZING, Server, strategic partnership, Troops, ukraine border

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6800
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PlagiarCraft: AI Edition

ai, Algorithms, ap, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Copyright, creativity, data, digital transformation, Edition, Ethics, ethics in technology, innovation, intellectual property, machine learning, originality, PlagiarCraft, Plagiarism, programming, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that sing Justin Bieber songs! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you just by looking at them!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.

So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!

TimeWarpCraft

Activity, brain function, brain perception, Cognitive science, experiences, internal clock, Output, passage of time, perception of time, Psychology, SPEED, time awareness, Time management, time passing, time perception, time perception effects, time perception experiments, time perception research, time perception studies, time perception theory, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so, liek, imagine this epic minecraft server where time is, liek, totally warped, man. u join and suddenly u feel like u been playin for hours but it’s only been, liek, 10 minutes. it’s, liek, time travel but in a blocky world, dude.

u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.

come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, asset viewer, Battles, download links, English Twitter, Ios, Manga, Minecraft, mobage, multimedia franchise, PixelPals, previous stage, Re-Live, Revue Starlight, Sequel, Server, Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight, stage girls, Stage Plays, Tier List, top star, twitter widget

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Towns Built:	3

Are you ready to become the ultimate stage girl and reach the pinnacle of stardom? Join our Minecraft server inspired by Revue Starlight, where you can battle it out with other players to become the “top star” of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It’s a magical world where you can summon powerful assets to aid you in your quest for stardom. Need a boost in battle? Just summon a giant robot to crush your enemies!

And if you’re worried about not being prepared for the competition, fear not! We have a tier list to help you strategize and dominate the battlefield. Plus, our English Twitter account will keep you updated on all the latest server events and gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and start your journey to stardom! And remember, watching the anime is a must before you can truly become the ultimate stage girl in our server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	295

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3670	Void Armor Forged:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ores Mined:	8601
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Secret Passages Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!