Joeys Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Joey’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creativity Runs Wild!

Adventures, Based, blocky, creativity, Joey, Joeys, long trail, redundant, Repetition, runs, Wild

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5949	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5001	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Emeralds Found:	358	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to our crazy, wacky world of blocky madness!

Join us on a server where Joey, the fearless leader, once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on the Ender Dragon. Legend has it that he tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers, all while juggling enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of villagers break it down to “Creeper, Aw Man” in perfect sync.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of epic proportions? Come on in and let the blocky chaos begin!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	2465
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Farms Harvested:	775
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Potions Brewed:	109
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!

Adult, Adults, Central US, ChildlessCraft, common sense, Community, Discord, ETHICAL, Experience, games, hard difficulty, Kids, Minecraft, Mines, passionate, RACK, respectful, rules, Server, Survival, Unique, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	8020	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	vanilla.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	http://www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Joining the Server

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Central US.

LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, authoritarianism, Beliefs, controversial, debate, discrimination, Ethics, extremism, fascism, History, hitler, Ideology, left handed, lefty, LeftyCraft, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Server, society

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where being a lefty and agreeing with Hitler is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride through our virtual world where you can build your own Third Reich-inspired creations and conquer the digital landscape with your newfound fascist ideals.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can plot world domination with your fellow lefty Hitler enthusiasts. Trade rare resources, plan elaborate schemes, and unleash chaos upon unsuspecting players who dare to challenge your reign of terror.

So why join our server? Because where else can you embrace your inner dictator while crafting pixelated swastikas and engaging in epic battles for supremacy? Join us today and let the madness begin!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, cute, DATING, Entertainment, funny, incel community, incel culture, IncelCraft, Incels, internet culture, laughs, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, misunderstood, Online Community, relationships, self improvement, Server, social outcasts, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with adorable creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end! These little guys are not only cute, but they also have a hilarious sense of humor that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to approach it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle built in record time? The unicorn’s got you covered! It’s like having your very own fairy godmother, but with way more sass.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, magic, and of course, adorable creatures that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

BabyCraft2021

baby names, baby naming conflicts, BabyCraft2021, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, Fatherhood, long-distance relationship, Motherhood, naming traditions, parenting, Peacekeeping, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, university student

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of naming your virtual baby amidst a whirlwind of family drama.

Picture this: you’re a 22-year-old Minecraft player, 9 months pregnant with your first virtual child. Your ex-boyfriend, the father of your virtual baby, is causing more virtual drama than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, his mom and your mom are here to add fuel to the fire with their own name suggestions for the baby.

Will you stand your ground and give your virtual baby a name that’s completely out of left field? Will you be the ultimate Minecraft drama queen and leave everyone speechless? Join our server and find out!

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your virtual toes. So come on, join us and let the virtual baby naming drama begin!

Forget-Me-Not Minecraft Server

cherished memories, ForgetMeNot, lasting memories, Memories, Minecraft, Never forget, Server, special moments, unforgettable, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable encounters, unforgettable events, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable feelings, unforgettable lessons, unforgettable memories, unforgettable milestones, unforgettable moments, unforgettable occasions, unforgettable people, unforgettable places, unforgettable stories, unforgettable times

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you’ll never look at those cluckers the same way again. Join our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie pigman boss. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!