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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Gems Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	145
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5285
Magic Items Found:	5971	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!