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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4852

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5754	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	143
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!

SMPcassandraNOVA Minecraft SMP – The Villain Who Couldn’t Even Craft a Diamond Sword

bad, cassandra nova, Choice, couldnt, Craft, Deadpool, destroy, Diamond, Domino, falling out, foil, Good, integration, Minecraft, Mission, morena baccarin, Multiverse, Natural, Plot, relationship drama, smp, SMPcassandraNOVA, sword, variant, Villain, Wade Wilson

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring villains in Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server has a villain that will blow your mind! Picture this: Morena Baccarin playing a Domino variant who is out to destroy the multiverse and all other versions of Wade Wilson. Why, you ask? Because she had a falling out with her universe’s Wade Wilson and now she’s on a mission to wreak havoc. It’s like a soap opera meets a superhero movie, and you get to be a part of it!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to team up with Deadpool himself and take down this insane villain. Who knows what crazy adventures and plot twists await you in this wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic and absurdly entertaining. Join now and let the chaos begin!