JoeCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

America, Bidens, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, joe biden, JoeCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, piece of shit, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, united states, Vote, Voting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7556
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1902
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Towns Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3505
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Towns Built:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Items Found:	2695	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Buildings Constructed:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Farms Harvested:	191

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	202
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!