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JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

America, Bidens, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, joe biden, JoeCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, piece of shit, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, united states, Vote, Voting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	654233	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

The Brit Bong Minecraft SMP Indie Show

(subculture), Alternative, Audience, Band, Bong, Brit, Brit Bong, British, british music, Concert, Entertainment, gig, indie, indie rock, Indie Show, live performance, Minecraft, Music, music scene, Performance, Scene, Show, smp, Stage, uk, Underground

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server you’ll ever encounter!

Picture this: a group of British bongs (yes, you read that right) decided to start their own Minecraft server after a wild night at an indie show. They were so inspired by the music and the vibes that they created a server where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a llama? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only rule on this server is that there are no rules.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and the chance to dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server run by British bongs with a secret disco party and llamas galore? It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Bants, blocky, book characters, characters I identify with, characters I see myself in, characters who are like me, characters who mirror me, characters who reflect me, characters who resonate, fictional characters, literally me, Minecraft, movie characters, post characters, relatable characters, relatable content, relatable experiences, relatable humor, relatable memes, relatable personalities, relatable quotes, relatable situations, Server, TV show characters

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the meme lords and gamers out there!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with characters that will make you say “literally me”! From a creeper who loves to photobomb your selfies to a zombie who moonwalks while attacking, our server is filled with hilarious moments that will have you ROFLing in your diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne? Only the bravest and funniest players will prevail!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most meme-tastic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a serious player who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh, in which case, you might want to steer clear. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get this party started! 🐔🤣🎉

The Markets Are Boring Minecraft SMP

Boring, financial markets, investment strategies, long term investing, market analysis, market conditions, market cycles, market forecasting, market opportunities, market outlook, market performance, market predictions, market sentiment, market speculation, market timing, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, Markets, Minecraft, smp, stock market

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	5920
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring markets? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop chaos.

Our server is home to the most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a llama-riding wizard to a chicken that can breakdance, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the market – it’s like a flea market on steroids, with villagers selling everything from enchanted pickaxes to talking parrots.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face this beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, thrills, and unforgettable moments. Who needs boring markets when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

#youtube, 2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Ratings, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Barem Bridge, chainsaw, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunting, Demon Slayer, devil hunter, FANTASY, Goat, Horror, man, Manga, manga analysis, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, popular manga, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Look no further than Barem Bridge! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on Barem Bridge, you can find a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! On Barem Bridge, you can ride unicorns, battle evil witches, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon. And did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn as a mount? It’s true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Barem Bridge today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anime Muscle Girls Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime culture, anime heroines, body image representation, body positivity, female character development, female diversity, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, Female Protagonists, female representation, Female Role Models, female stereotypes, female strength, feminist characters, Girls, Minecraft, Muscle, muscular female characters, powerful women, smp, strong female characters, women in anime

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1812	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a group of strong, muscular female characters straight out of an anime! These ladies will protect you from creepers and zombies with their superhuman strength and agility. Join our SMP for a chance to team up with these badass babes and conquer the Minecraft world like never before! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a squad of anime warrior queens by your side? Join now for a wild ride filled with epic battles and outrageous adventures!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /b/degen, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/ldg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vg/aids, /vt/vtai, /y/ydg, ai, Archive, c/kdg, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, Gobbo 3.0, Good Catholic Goblins, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, Server, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	255

Welcome to the Good Catholic Goblins edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goblins, samplers, LoRa training, and OP pasta that will blow your mind!

Last time on Gobbo 3.0 /degen/: We had a goblin wedding, where the bride rode in on a ponyXL while the groom recited LoRa training scripts. It was a sight to behold!

Don’t miss out on the Forge (New User Friendly) experience, where you can control goblins with ease. Or, if you’re feeling daring, try out the ComfyUI (Experienced) for a challenge like no other.

Our archive is filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us on this crazy adventure and become part of the goblin community like never before! But beware, once you enter, you may never want to leave. So grab your samplers and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Socials Infinity Minecraft SMP

Digital Marketing, Infinity, Minecraft, online presence, smp, social media advertising, social media analytics, social media branding, social media community, social media content, social media engagement, social media growth, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media optimization, social media outreach, social media platforms, social media strategy, Social Media Success, social media trends., socials, Socials Infinity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to Socials Infinity, the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for they were saved by a squad of flying pigs who swooped in to save the day!

But that’s not all, folks! On Socials Infinity, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the sky, exploring mystical lands filled with talking trees and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Castle, where pigs rule the land and bacon grows on trees!

So come join us at Socials Infinity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

Meat Wrap Minecraft Server

culinary mishap, Disappointment, fast food, fast food chain, fast food error, fast food fail, fast food flop, fast food menu, fast food mishap, fast food mistake, food blunder, food fail, food flop, meat, mexican food, Minecraft, Server, taco bell, taco disaster, taco fail, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to serve you meat rolled into a tortilla like Taco Bell did! Our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun, where you can build your own taco-themed kingdom and defend it from evil guacamole monsters. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos! Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the taco madness begin!

The Unfairly Treated Nation Minecraft SMP

disadvantaged group, discrimination, discrimination against nation, global inequality, global injustice, human rights violation, INEQUALITY, injustice, international relations, marginalized community, marginalized society, Minecraft, mistreated population, nation, oppressed nation, oppressed people, smp, social justice, TREATED, unfair policies, unfair treatment, unfair treatment of country, Unfairly, unjust actions, world politics

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server in the world! We are the most unfairly treated nation in the Minecraft universe, but we didn’t deserve it! Join us as we seek revenge on all those who have wronged us, one block at a time.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop PvP action. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by our mischievous admins.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Will you rise to the top and become the ruler of this chaotic land, or will you be crushed by the might of our unstoppable nation? The choice is yours, but choose wisely…or face the consequences.