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HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mines Excavated:	4692
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7427
Void Gems Collected:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

attractive, attractive language, is the, is the most, is the most attractive, is the most attractive language, is.., Language, most, most attractive, most attractive language, most language, PixelLingoCraft, the, the most, the most attractive, the most attractive language, What, what is, what is the, what is the most, what is the most attractive, what is the most attractive language

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

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Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4080	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6718
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Emeralds Found:	4125
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

478110395, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, chilling, Conspiracy, CraftyBanana, creepy, eerie, Enigmatic, internet mystery, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, online forum, perplexing, puzzling, Server, strange, unexplained, unsolved, weird, WTF

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	6023
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Cinema, CraftyCreeper69420, cryptic storyline, enigmatic cinema, Extraordinaire, film, hidden identity, intriguing plot, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, mysterious film, Mystery, No. 685397634, psychological thriller, puzzling narrative, secretive filmmaker, smp, Suspense, suspenseful movie, Thriller, unknown director

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

AITAH, Benefits, boyfriend’s parents, BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH, buying a house, college educated, cultural values, early retirement, financial choices, future planning, Immigrant, investment choices, low cost of living, mid 50’s, monthly payments, not caring, paycheque, professionals, real estate investments, Retirement, retirement fund, Risk, sacrifice, savings, starting a family, Struggling, Upset, white collar jobs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.

Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!

KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

adsense, Censorship, Digital Marketing, escalate, Geopolitics, global affairs, GOOGLE, internet, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, monetization, News, online advertising, online publishers, online revenue, political tensions, russia, Russian government, Shutdown, Special, Technology, Tensions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3272	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

BlockyBoysLazyLand

BlockyBoysLazyLand, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered assumptions, gendered behavior, gendered language, laziness, Masculinity, Men, productivity, sexism, social constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, work ethic

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Towns Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

So, like, if you’re a dude who loves being lazy, this server is totally for you, bro! We have like, lazy mobs that just chill and don’t even attack you. And get this, we have lazy villagers who will straight up trade with you without moving an inch. It’s like a lazy paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.

So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!