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PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	113

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.