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PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	78	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dimension Hops:	4
Magic Items Found:	3858	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	645497	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	4619	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Potions Brewed:	185	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4450
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	634
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!