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ThumbsUpCraft

Abilities, actions, awkward, body parts, clumsy, Communication, coordination, dexterity, Expressions, Gestures, Hands, IDIOMS, intricate, Language, movements, people, phrases, Saying, Skills, THUMBS, ThumbsUpCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6736	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	8732
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

LOL this server is so epic, you gotta join cuz we got thumbs!!! like, who needs thumbs in Minecraft, right? but we got ’em and they make everything so much more FUN!

imagine building a house with your thumbs, it’s like building a mansion in seconds cuz thumbs are OP on this server.

oh and get this, our server is run by a group of thumb warriors who protect us from evil mobs with their thumb powers. they shoot thumb lasers and crush enemies with their mighty thumbs. it’s insane!

so come join us on this thumb-tastic server and experience Minecraft like never before. thumbs up for fun!

RatDevalKetMC

adolescence, Adulthood, amphetamine, Department, DEVALUATION, impairment, Kansas State University, ketamine, Neither, Psychological Sciences, RatDevalKetMC, Rats, study, Sub-Anesthetic, Tested, Treatment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Star Shards Collected:	208
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.

According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.

So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to The Most Average Minecraft Server Around, PlaceMC 1.20.2 SMP

1.20.2, apply, Average, Chill, Community, Discord, Friendly, gameplay, Ip:, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, PlaceMC, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7506
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Animals Bred:	118

PlaceMC Overview

Version	1.20.2
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Unique Features	Custom plugins, unique structures, LGBTQ+ friendly community
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/JpkaB82UxA
Server IP	placemc.my.pebble.host (Whitelisted, join Discord to apply)

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. You need to join the Discord server to apply.
What makes PlaceMC unique?	PlaceMC has custom plugins and structures created by the community.
Is the community LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, PlaceMC prides itself on being an inclusive and welcoming community.

WagieCraft Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, capitalism, conformity, consumer culture, consumerism, Exploitation, fireworks, Labor, materialism, Minecraft, Pets, protest, protest culture, Rebellion, resistance, Server, slave job cycle, society, wage labor, wage slavery, wagie, WagieCraft, work

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old fireworks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a wagie slave job cycle that is absolutely necessary for you to consume and simp for our pets! Who needs flashy fireworks when you can be working tirelessly for the benefit of our adorable virtual companions? Join us now for a truly unique and ridiculous gaming experience!

MullyCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Australia, bucket list, Byron Bay, comfort zone, Exploration, Hidden Gem, homebody, Hometown, local tourism, Minecraft, Mullumbimby, MullyCraft, never left, new experiences, Northern Rivers, Off the beaten path, Rural life, Server, small town, staycation, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll never want to leave (just like someone who has never left Mullumbimby). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they’ll be in for a wild ride.

We have secret underground caves filled with diamonds, but watch out for the zombie disco party that happens every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without falling off.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to leave Mullumbimby when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, eerie encounter, Experience, Ghostly, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, Minecraft, Paranormal, Scary, Server, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, Terrifying, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mines Excavated:	2337	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly felt like someone was watching you? Well, on our server, that feeling is just the beginning of the fun! Join us for a chance to encounter the spookiest mobs, like zombie villagers doing the Thriller dance and skeletons wearing top hats. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary haunted mansion where the ghosts throw a never-ending party. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the creepiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CheaterCraft: Revenge Time!

anger, BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, counseling, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, long-term consequences, loyalty, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship problems, Revenge, second chances, Therapy, Time, trust issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	872

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in your relationships? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your cheating frustrations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a giant statue of your ex-partner and blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps to trap any potential cheaters. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is best served blocky. Join now and let the cathartic healing begin!

TankBlast Minecraft Server

armour-piercing, arms deal, bilateral relations, cooperation, Defense, defense equipment, defense industry, India, international diplomacy, Manufacturing, Military, military cooperation, Minecraft, Partnership, pm modi, russia, Server, strategic alliance, tank rounds, TankBlast, technology transfer, Visit, weapons production

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	691427
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can craft ur own armour-piercing tank rounds like wtf that’s so insane u gotta join just to see it in action. our server is so lit that even PM Modi wants to visit it, like damn we must be doing something right. join now and be a part of the tank round revolution, who knows maybe u’ll even get to meet Putin while ur at it lol. come on, what are u waiting for? tanks await u in this epic minecraft adventure!

CannibalCraft: Eat Yourself to Death!

BIZARRE, cannibal, CannibalCraft, dangerous behavior, dark humor, death, Disturbing, Eat, extreme actions, fatal consequences, Macabre, mental health, Morbid, psychological issues, self destruction, self harm, self-cannibalism, self-destructive tendencies, suicidal, Twisted, twisted humor

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the djs and creepers as the bouncers.

if you join now, you might just stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco made of diamonds.

our server is so lit that even a suicidal cannibal could technically eat themself to death. but don’t worry, we have a team of magical unicorns ready to revive you with rainbow sparkles and glitter bombs.

so come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Baldur’sCraft – Minecraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, Class, companions, evil path, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Lord of Ambition, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Star Shards Collected:	290

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server, inspired by the Lord of Ambition Edition, is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path (but sorry, you’ll miss out on the sex scene), choose between exploring the Underdark or Mountain Pass (or both if you’re feeling extra adventurous), and face the consequences of consuming tadpoles (spoiler alert: it affects your appearance).

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those annoying streaks of bad luck in rolls, participate in our hilarious polls to determine the fate of romance, race, class, and companions on the server, and don’t forget to check out our outrageous pasta recipes for a quick snack break.

So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a DC21 Wisdom check or two). Trust us, you won’t regret it!