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NukeCraft: Russia vs US

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, germany, global security, international relations, military escalation, military presence, military response, nuclear deployment, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear missiles, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, political strategy, russia, strategic deployment, US weapons

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157

come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear missiles ready to deploy like russia! we got crazier weapons than germany, so you better watch out! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown of explosive proportions! join now for a blast of a time!

NoTouchyCraft

acquaintances, Boundaries, comfort zone, Communication, Companionship, emotional bonds, emotional intimacy, friendship, long-term connections, loyalty, mutual respect, non-physical connections, NoTouchyCraft, personal space, platonic relationships, Respect, social norms, socializing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick house, when suddenly you see this player who’s been on the server for years but you’ve never even touched them! like, what even is that? it’s like they’re a ghost or something, just floating around, never interacting with anyone. it’s so mysterious and intriguing, you just have to join the server to see if you can finally make contact with this elusive player. who knows, maybe they’re actually a secret agent or a wizard in disguise! come join the server and unravel the mystery of the untouchable player!

GreenZoneCraft

brain health, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive function, community health, environmental benefits, environmental factors, green infrastructure, green spaces, greenness, GreenZoneCraft, mental health, Midlife, nature exposure, neighborhood characteristics, Neighborhoods, population density, public health, socioeconomic status, urban environment, Urban planning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and your brain stays sharper for longer! if you live in a neighborhood with low SES, this server is perfect for you because it will make your brain go brrrrrr! imagine being able to remember where you left your diamonds for once, thanks to all the greenness around you. and don’t worry about the highly populated neighborhoods, we have plenty of space for everyone to build their dream base. so come on over and experience the cognitive benefits of our green paradise!

BacoNetworks SkyFactory 4 | ATM9 TTS | StoneBlock2 | ATM9

Allthemods9, Atm9, ATM9 TTS, atm9tts, bacon, Baconetworks, FTB, Ftbrevelation, Ftbstoneblock, Ftbstoneblock2, Networks, Other, recommended, skyfactory, SkyFactory 4, skyfactory4, Stoneblock, StoneBlock2, Stoneblockserver, Survival, Tekkit, Tekkit2

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	3415
Astral Projections Made:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

BacoNetworks SkyFactory 4 | ATM9 TTS | StoneBlock2 | ATM9 Minecraft Server

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GameMart Minecraft Server

Buy, Choices, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Entertainment, Fun, game buying, game dilemma, game purchase, game selection, GameMart, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, Minecraft, Options, Purchase, selection, Server, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Potions Brewed:	61	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. But be warned, the llama has a mischievous streak and may prank you by turning your house into a giant cake!

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll encounter a gang of zombie pigmen who have formed their own biker gang and challenge players to races on their hog-riding mounts. And watch out for the lava lakes, they’re actually hot tubs for the pigmen to relax in after a long day of terrorizing players.

But the real highlight of our server is the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up the dragon in sparkly armor and compete for the title of most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such a flair for fashion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

DeckCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

100 hours, Adventure, Allies, Allybros, Community, completion, Deck Thread, DeckCraft, discussion, done, elden ring, FANTASY, finished, Game, Gaming, Legionbros, Minecraft, multiplayer, Playing, RPG, Server, strategy, Ultimate, video game

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms in other games? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be slaying is creepers and the only kingdom you’ll be conquering is made out of pixelated blocks!

Allybros and Legionbros are welcome too! We don’t discriminate against any bros here, as long as you’re ready to mine, build, and survive in our crazy world.

Forget about Elden Ring, after spending over 100 hours in that game, you deserve a break. And what better way to relax than by joining our server and getting lost in a world of endless possibilities?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or encounter a herd of flying pigs. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

SisTripGoneWrong Minecraft Server

Australia to Europe, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, expensive trip, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, hiding trip, job loss, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new boyfriend, paying rent, relationship boundaries, rent assistance, rent money, Server, sister’s rent, SisTripGoneWrong, trip to Europe, trust issues, waitress job

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like the surprise trip to Paris that OP’s sister took without telling anyone! Who needs to pay rent when you have a mysterious millionaire boyfriend willing to foot the bill?

Get ready for some family drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. Will OP cut off their sister or will they reconcile over a virtual block-building session? Only time will tell on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more thrilling than a Nether adventure! Who needs reality when you have a server full of craziness like this?

CraftyGatez

above ground pool, backyard, cameras, CraftyGatez, Deck, Entrances, Fence, Flowers, FRUITS, garden, GATES, home owners insurance, neighbors, no trespassing signs, Parties, Plants, private property, Property, remote control, Renovations, swimming, veggies

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3540
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of nosy neighbors trying to crash your private pool parties? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your virtual backyard is protected by remote control gates and no trespassing signs! Build your own stunning garden with flowers, plants, fruits, and veggies, and upgrade your above ground pool with a deck to throw the most epic parties ever!

But beware, there may be entitled neighbors trying to sneak in and demand access to your virtual pool for their own family gatherings. Will you stand your ground and protect your private oasis, or will you give in to their demands and let the chaos ensue? Join now and find out on our hilarious Minecraft server!

Minecraft Man Cave Server

#facial hair, APPEAL, ARMS, attractiveness, best part, Body, cave, chest, Confidence, EYES, Grooming, hair, Hands, Legs, Male, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical features, physique, Posture, Server, Smile, Style

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant block creature who roams the land causing chaos and mischief. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Blocky Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBedroomAntics

aging, Attitudes, BlockyBedroomAntics, Communication, emotional connection, Experience, fulfillment, Intimacy, Maturity, Open-mindedness, personal growth, perspective, physical changes, Pleasure, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, Sexuality, societal norms, Taboos

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3286	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about sex and Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a blocky pig the same way ever again! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!