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HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, security threat, senior figure, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

lol come join our minecraft server where we blow up stuff like israeli strikes but with way more fun!!! we got senior hamas figures running around in south lebanon causing chaos and you can join in on the action!!! build your own base and defend it from crazy attacks, just like in real life but way more blocky!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!!!

SecretBaseStrike

Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, neighboring countries, nuclear program, president, regional stability, RETALIATION, secret bases, SecretBaseStrike, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, threat

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret bases in neighboring countries just like Iran’s president suggests! except instead of striking them, we build them up and make them super cool! the IRGC can’t dispute our awesomeness, they’re just jealous they’re not playing on our server! plus, we have the best parties in the minecraft world, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun! so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop laughs!

Phoxis: Where Mobs custom eat the economy and race each other in a towny fantasy world! 1.20.2

1.20.2, alliances, Angels, Boss Battles, Connected, Custom, Demons, Eat, Economy, Elysium, Events, Exotic, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Immersive, Lycanthropes, mobs, mythical crafting, Nether dimensions, Phoxis, Prizes, Race, Resource World, smp, Towny, Unique, Vampires, Vanilla, Wars, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1160	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Races	Custom races plugin offering unique player experiences.
Towny	Create towns and nations, join alliances, and prevent griefing.
Custom Mobs	Encounter custom mobs and bosses for added challenge.
Events	Frequent events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla experience using custom plugins like races and custom items.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

We offer unique races, Towny plugin for creating towns and alliances, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What are the main features of the server?

Main features include races, Towny plugin, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What plugins are currently active on the server?

Plugins include economy, Towny, multiple dimensions such as resource world and Nether, and the exotic world Elysium. Feel free to ask about any plugins in our Discord server!

RockinCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, blackrock, control, corporate, Corruption, Cover.Yagoo, finance, Greed, Industry, influence, Integrity, Investment, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, RockinCraft, scandal, Server, sockpuppeting, Unethical, wall street, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crops Grown:	7905
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Blackrock is shaking in their boots! We’re so insane that we once had a llama ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Join us now and be a part of the madness before Blackrock tries to ruin the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Blackrock.

Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters

/lorg, /wartg, 2hug, 4ccg, 5NF, ACG, afgg, agdg, akg, alg, axg, BAG, cod:g, Cross-Play, d2g, DDLC, dfg, dng, DRG, Egg, feg, FGG, fgoalter, fgog, fng, Fog, gbfg, general, gfg, gig, gsg, hbg, HG, hsrg, keng, kfg, khg, LCG, list, lolg, Masters, mbg, mcg, mggg, MHG, Minecraft, mmcg, nepgen, official /vg/ general tier list, osg, OWG, palg, pg, rlg, RSG, rwg, SG, smp, snowg, ss13g, ssbg, sthg, tesog, tf2g, tg, Tier, tsg, twg, utg, vrg, wfg, wowcg, wowg, wtg, xivg, zzz.

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Votes:	4130
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.

In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.

But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.

And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!

But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Babysitting, Birth, Boundaries, children, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family feud, financial support, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, responsibilities, Server, Siblings, single mother, Support

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where players have to navigate through family feuds, baby trapping scandals, and unexpected babysitting duties. Will you be able to handle the drama and still build the best Minecraft creations?

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and maybe even become the hero of the day by saving a player from a baby trap or helping them deal with entitled relatives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!

TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA

advice, advice column, aita, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, extracurricular activities, family dynamics, growing up, high school, parenting, parenting challenges, reddit, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting, Support, teenagers, TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Potions Brewed:	67	Buildings Constructed:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t rely on 14-year-olds to babysit our kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.

We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!

HighSkoolHaunts Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, bad experience, bullying, difficult times, EMBARRASSING, emotional scars, Haunting, high school, HighSkoolHaunts, Insecurity, Memory, Minecraft, painful memories, past, peer pressure, personal growth, Reflection, regret, School days, smp, social anxiety, teenage years, Trauma

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Animals Bred:	117
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of reliving your high school nightmares? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those traumatic memories behind! Our server is like a therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds instead of couches and tissues. Build your dream world and let go of all those embarrassing moments from your past. Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun!

MH370MysteryCraft

aviation disasters, aviation mysteries, black box, conspiracy theories, deep sea exploration, disturbing facts, disturbing theories, flight disappearance, government cover-up, Malaysia Airlines, Malaysian MH 370, MH370MysteryCraft, missing planes, mysterious disappearances, passenger theories, pilot error, plane crash, radar anomalies, search and rescue, unexplained events, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Villages Defended:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	4854
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocky buildings and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity.

Ever wondered what really happened to Malaysian flight MH 370? Well, on our server, we have a secret quest where players can uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the plane. Rumor has it that the passengers were actually abducted by aliens and taken to a hidden base on the moon! Can you solve the mystery and rescue the missing passengers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with mythical creatures and hidden treasures. Will you dare to explore its depths and uncover its secrets? Or will you fall victim to the cursed diamond mine and never see the light of day again?

Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and conquer the impossible? Only time will tell on our server of madness and mayhem!

CraftyCrashMC: Sao Paulo Server

accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Brazil, Brazilian authorities, CraftyCrashMC, crashes, emergency response, Fatalities, investigation, Latin America, News, passenger plane, Paulo, plane crash, Reports, SÃO, São Paulo, Sao Paulo airport, Server, south america, Tragedy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Towns Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	159	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we crash planes in brazil for fun! 😂🛩️💥

we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺

build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫

join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙

warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯