Jillian Michaels Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2502	Animals Bred:	67
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	7675
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Items Found:	8750
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	1356

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	3111	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!