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Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8870	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ALARM, BLOCK, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, democrats, election, fraud, georgia, Government, investigation, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Minecraft, News, Party, Politics, republican party, Server, Shelby County, tennessee, texas, voter irregularities, voting machine, voting system

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Farms Harvested:	481
Mines Excavated:	1030	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	630561	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Towns Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

survival.sparkcraft.ru

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

abema.tv, Arts and Crafts tourney, blocky, booru, Competition, Japanese culture, Kaavi Fortune tourney, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, Server, strategy, Tournament, tutorial

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9033
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Men, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Unprepared Minecraft Server

anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	126
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	293654	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!