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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian militants, RETALIATION, Rockets, security measures, Server, Tanks, violence, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	248246	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!

we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!

TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8567	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4572	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Farms Harvested:	322	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6563	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	100

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	2153	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9081
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!