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ZombieTVFan404

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house bigger than your mom’s ego! we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a bad case of acne!

join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!

we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Patrilocraft: Where Sons Rule!

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So, like, this server is like totally lit, dude. We got all the crazy stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Plus, our players are like super cool and always down for a good time.

You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LacklusterSMP

Cross-Play, Minecraft SMP Vanilla Experience Play Players Immersive World Building Advanced Plugins Active Staff Friendly Community Survival Adventure Multiplayer Exploration Creativity Fun, Survival, Vanilla

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LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.

play.lacklustersmp.net

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate! Join now!

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Java IP	play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has ExeosCraft been running?

ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.

2. Are donations required to play or progress on the server?

No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.

3. Are there any special rules or restrictions on ExeosCraft?

ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.

4. Can I suggest new features or updates for the server?

Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.

5. What unique features does ExeosCraft offer for Bedrock players?

ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.

6. How can I protect my builds on the server?

You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.

7. Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.

8. How does the Level-Up System work on ExeosCraft?

All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

BabyWaker Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GFQuietPlzCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magic Items Found:	4153
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Emeralds Found:	7827
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	1464

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

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LacklusterSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate! Join now!

Stats November 22, 2024

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has ExeosCraft been running?

2. Are donations required to play or progress on the server?

3. Are there any special rules or restrictions on ExeosCraft?

4. Can I suggest new features or updates for the server?

5. What unique features does ExeosCraft offer for Bedrock players?

6. How can I protect my builds on the server?

7. Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

8. How does the Level-Up System work on ExeosCraft?

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Blockbuster LOLz

Stats November 22, 2024

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mines Excavated:	4685	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	109
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	245
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8474
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Farms Harvested:	923
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5