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Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6
Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou! -
/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium
Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!
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CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!
But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!
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Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1
Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.
This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.
Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
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WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!
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HubbyNoMoreCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.
So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!
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KimJongCraft
lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥 -
Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft
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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20
Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.
Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.
It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.
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AITAH Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!