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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6417 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!