Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – LA MATA GURA! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Legend has it that on this server, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance routines instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a real party in the undead world!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From rainbow-colored llamas to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.
And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games, like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on Ice”. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
So come join us at LA MATA GURA, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We opened a server for ordinary players and also for streamers and YouTubers (good hosting on a VDS server with 16GB of RAM). Also, for any players, we go to the meeting and add plugins according to their opinion
A: “Hardcore Anarchy” provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. The server has a three day ban system and no protected areas, making it a challenging environment for players.
Q: Is the server pay2win?
A: No, the server is not pay2win. Players must prepare for the elements when they spawn as there are no protected areas.
Q: How many female players are on the server?
A: There is currently one known female player with over 10 days of playtime.
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is all about being a close family…literally!
Join our server and you’ll be welcomed into the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest family you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got siblings who argue over who gets the last diamond, parents who constantly nag you to clean up your creeper explosions, and even a crazy uncle who’s always trying to ride pigs off cliffs.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness. We also have epic family game nights where we play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual explosive potatoes and “Hide and Seek” where the seeker is a giant zombie with a taste for brains.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly feel like part of a family, come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously silly shenanigans along the way.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land. Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying squids to rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Harmony Reloaded offers true vanilla gameplay with an active community and no pay to win mechanics. Join us for an authentic Minecraft experience!
Are you tired of boring old posters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Swedish posters come to life and brighten up your day! Our posters are so lively, they’ll make you forget all about those boring ones. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where posters talk and dance! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see those Swedish posters in action!
Are you tired of dentists being such money-hungry kikes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where dental work is free and painless! That’s right, no more expensive fillings or root canals that cost an arm and a leg. Our virtual dentists will take care of all your dental needs for no charge at all. Plus, our insurance policy covers everything from creeper explosions to falling off a cliff. So come join us and say goodbye to expensive dental bills forever!
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Why Choose sVanilla Survival?
Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla, players have freedom in how they play the game.
Melee Based PVP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of traditional combat.
Quality of Life: Some modifications enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
Bartering Economy: Server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a modest world border for free exploration.
Permanent Legacy: Map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for convenient construction.
FAQ:
Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?
A: No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?
A: The server economy is based on trading with other players, no economy plugins are used.
Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?
A: Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP is disabled. Melee combat with swords, axes, and bows is encouraged.
Q: Is there a world border on the map?
A: Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for exploration.
Q: Can I teleport, set home, or ignore players on the server?
A: Yes, teleport, sethome, and ignore commands are provided for player convenience.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” update, where you can experience ASMR while playing. Yes, you heard that right, ASMR in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Take part in our crazy events like the “Endless” Battle where you have to protect the Escort Target. And don’t forget about our limited-time banners featuring weapons like the 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Trust us, you won’t find these weapons on any other server!
And let’s not forget about the new outfits available, like the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia outfit. Who wouldn’t want to dress up their character in such fabulous attire?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure at our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual ASMR paradise while protecting an Escort Target in the “Endless” Battle!
