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CoworkerClash Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3568	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where disappearing acts are not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a magical experience where you can vanish into thin air just like Jess from the cinema.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly disappearing for 5-10 minutes at a time, only to return with a snap story post of your epic adventure in the toilet. Our server is perfect for those who love a good disappearing act and want to keep their coworkers guessing.

But beware, if you report any disappearing shenanigans to the manager, you may end up in a virtual probation battle with your fellow players. Will you be the hero who saves the server from disappearing chaos, or will you join Jess in her epic quest for the ultimate disappearing act?

Join us now and let the disappearing madness begin!

CraftyMisunderstandings

aita, Assumptions, childfree, Colleague, Complaints, CraftyMisunderstandings, doctor’s appointment, equality, Kids, Leave, Lucky, misunderstanding, office, personal matters, Real Life, responsibilities, Snappy, supervisor, time off, work

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of office politics? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the complaints and confrontations of your work life.

Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build and explore without anyone telling you how to do your job. Need time off for a doctor’s appointment? No problem! Our virtual world won’t collapse if you’re absent for a day.

And if anyone dares to question your decisions, just tell them you have “personal matters to attend to” and watch them back off. Need to shut down the haters? Just claim you can’t have kids and watch as they feel sorry for you.

Join our server now and leave the office drama behind. Build, explore, and escape the real world craziness with us!

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

BlockyBodFavorites

beauty, BlockyBodFavorites, Body, body positivity, Favorite, Individuality, physical appearance, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	281	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

BlockyCommies Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, BlockyCommies, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, embargo, ENERGY, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Minecraft, Oil, oil imports, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Tankers, Trade, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!

CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake

controversy, CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake, current events, demonstration, Diplomatic, eastern europe, Gesture, handshake, international relations, News, political statement, president, protest, refusal, refuses, shake hands, Slovak, STUDENT, Ukrainian symbol, Video, viral video

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

Aging population, aging society, aging trends, Alzheimer’s disease, blowing, brain health, burden, cognitive decline, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, dementia, DementiaCraft, forecast, Fun, future projections, Healthcare, Long Term Care, mental health, Mind, neurodegenerative diseases, public health, research, statistics, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Votes:	3975
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

IsraelMC

1.19.3, 1.21.4, Badrack Proutz, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Different Level, Enjoyable, game modes, gaming experience, Island building, Israel, Israeli, Israeli Server, IsraelMC, KitPvP, Low Ping, Minecraft, open world, Play.israelmc.net, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survivable pride, Survival, Unique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to IsraelMC! 🇮🇱 An Israeli minecraft server on a different level that guarantees you a unique and extremely enjoyable gaming experience!

Badrack Proutz – everyone is invited to play, without restrictions! Various game modes: Survivable pride – see what you are worth in the open world! Sky Block – build your perfect island! Our servers are located in Israel, so the ping is extremely low and the game flows without interruptions.

Supported versions: 1.19.3 – 1.21.4 Server address: play.israelmc.net

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Bismarck

bismarck, building, Create, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Many Building Mods, Many Food/Agriculture Mods, minecraft server, Modded, monopolies, muskets, Politics, PvP, Recruits – Workers, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Description	Details
Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk
Features	Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, PVP

FAQ

1. What is the setting of the server?

The server is set in the Modded Earth server in the year 1836, with a Victorian Era – Steampunk theme.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers features such as colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.

3. What mods are included in the modpack?

You can view the full modlist here.

4. How can I access the server map with claims?

You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap.

5. What is the Minecraft server IP address?

The Minecraft server IP address is bismarck.minecraft.bz.

6. Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information on the server and modpack on our Discord server.

Mindful Mine 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, career development, empowerment, Follow your dreams, gen z, goal-setting, inspiration, life coaching, middle managers, mindful, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, success, upper middle-class, young women

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like self-help meets adult content, but in a totally weird and wacky way! Like, imagine building your dreams while also exploring some crazy adult-themed worlds, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain!

You’ll be like an upper middle-class, gen Z middle manager in the Minecraft world, creating and conquering like a boss. Plus, who knows what kind of hilarious jokes will pop up while you’re playing? It’s a wild ride that you won’t wanna miss out on!

So come on, join the madness and let’s see where this crazy Minecraft server takes us! Just remember, self-help and adult content have never been this bizarre and entertaining before!