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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3635 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 259 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
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