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ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Meteorites Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	785	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	2366

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

BanBlockz, banned activities, banned behaviors, banned conduct, criminalized behaviors, criminalized conduct, forbidden practices, illegal activities, illegal behaviors, illegal practices, illicit activities, Minecraft, outlawed behavior, outlawed practices, prohibited actions, prohibited behaviors, restricted actions, restricted behaviors, restricted conduct, smp, unlawful actions, unlawful deeds

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	1559	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6359	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	146	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	14

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1642
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.