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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3954 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.
