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MisfitCraft: Where Lies Are Banned

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro! Yeah, you heard me right! DIAMONDS! And if you find a pink sheep, it’ll give you a magical unicorn horn that shoots rainbow lasers! Pew pew!

Oh, and get this, dude! There’s a secret hidden cave where you can find a talking potato that gives you superpowers! Like, you can turn into a giant chicken and lay golden eggs! It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers adventures of your life! Let’s get this party started, woo!

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❤️ LastMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Awards, beautiful spawn, Bed wars, Bedwars, Best Technical Support, build battle, Buildbattle, Cases with donations, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Game Currency, grif, Hide and seek, High guarantees, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Low prices for Donat, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Random teleport, Ranks, Shop Interface, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Weddings

✑✑ Our Website for purchasing donations – lastmine.ru

✒✒ Our IP – lastmc.org

✑✑ Our group on VK – http://vk.com/lastmine_mc

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✏ Mini games

-ʘBedWars

-ʘSkyWars

-ʘMurderMystery

-ʘ BuildBattle

✏ Game Currency – $

✏ Money for time spent – $

✏ Clans

✏ Ranks, awards

✏ Cases with donations

✏ Random teleport

✏ Shop Interface – /shop

✏ Beautiful spawn, built with your own hands!

✏ Mob Arena – /warp mob

✏ And also a convenient menu – /menu

✏ Weddings

✏ Parkour

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☑ High guarantees in the purchase of donations

☑ Best Technical Support

☑ Low prices for Donat

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Sorry, No Crystals Here! Just Good Ol’ Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos

Axes, bedrock, Bows, Chaos, creativity, crystals, Destruction, Economy, Exploration, geysers, Good, hacked clients, Hint, java, Monuments, Piston, PvP, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, tnt duplication, Trading, tree farms, USA East, Vanilla, world border

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

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Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?	Survive & Thrive: Players have freedom in how they play the game, while hacked clients are not allowed. Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. Quality of Life: Few tweaks implemented for convenience like teleport, ignore, and sethome commands. Bartering Economy: No economy plugins, based on trading with other players. Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for free exploration. Permanent Legacy: Map never resets, monuments built will stand for years to come. TNT Duplication: Enabled for easy building and creativity.

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Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: Players have freedom in how they play the game, while hacked clients are not allowed.
Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Few tweaks implemented for convenience like teleport, ignore, and sethome commands.
Bartering Economy: No economy plugins, based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for free exploration.
Permanent Legacy: Map never resets, monuments built will stand for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easy building and creativity.

CraftyMANS – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild adventure in the Creatures Edition, where you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy creatures and monsters that will keep you on your toes.

Our team of YouTubers and Twitter legends will guide you through this insane world, from Regis Altare to Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, and even Machina X Flayon. And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Magni Dezmond, and Noir Vesper – our alumnus who have conquered the wildest of challenges.

But that’s not all! In the ARMIS section, you’ll meet Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze – each with their own unique skills and abilities to help you survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the unexpected is the norm, and where every corner holds a new adventure waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

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PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to photobomb your screenshots? You never know when one of these furry troublemakers will pop up and steal the spotlight.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

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Mom’s Unwelcome Mansion

15 guest rule, 4 wheelers, clean socks, dog, expensive furniture, family dynamics, Farm, Fishing, game room, grandkids, kids’ hobbies, MANSION, moms, movie theater, multimillion dollar home, no bare feet, pond, step dad, stressful, strict rules, Unwelcome, unwelcoming, unwelcoming house

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more strict than my mom’s 6th marriage? Look no further! Join our server where we have more rules than you can shake a stick at. Want to ride a 4-wheeler? Better make sure those tire marks are invisible. Want to fish in our pond? Better not get too close to the liner! And don’t even think about using the game room or movie theater without our supervision – we’re watching you!

But hey, it’s all worth it for the chance to eat outside on the game card table, right? And who needs a dog in the house when you can have your own garage for him? So come join us on our server where the rules are as strict as my mom’s plastic runners at a pool party. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t get yelled at for leaving your shoes by the front door!

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Y2K Panic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: it’s Dec 31, 1999, 11:59pm and instead of worrying about Y2K, you’re logging into our server for the craziest New Year’s Eve party ever! We’ve got exploding creepers, diamond rain showers, and a dance floor made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Join us and ring in the new millennium in style, because on our server, the party never stops!

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CheapskateCraft

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, the cheapest thing you can buy is a potato, and it’s the most useful thing you’ll ever own!

Join our server and experience the magic of the legendary Potato of Power. Legend has it that this potato can turn any enemy into a fluffy bunny with just one throw. Not only that, but it also grants you the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! By purchasing this potato for just one measly emerald, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil squids with your newfound potato powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Potato Warrior!

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CraftyEUkraineMoldovaAccess

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hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well, do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can be an EU ambassador in minecraft! that’s right, u can negotiate with other players for land and resources just like in real life!

imagine the thrill of discussing frameworks for Ukraine and Moldova accession talks while building ur own empire in minecraft. who needs politics when u can have all the power in a virtual world?

join now for a chance to be the most powerful EU ambassador in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players! what more could u ask for? come join us and let’s make some deals!

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IdiotVillageCraft

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Hey you, yeah you! do you like to play minecraft and have a laugh? well come join our server where the village idiots have united to form the ultimate internet village! we have a pet chicken that can do the moonwalk, a secret underground disco room where the zombies bust a move, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to photobomb your screenshots, a talking pig who gives out questionable life advice, and a group of mischievous creepers who have a talent for breakdancing.

So what are you waiting for? come join us and become a part of our wacky internet village, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

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