Jeremy Olander Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Farms Harvested:	850	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	450029
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	7523

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	91	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!