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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 345 | Magic Items Found: | 3389 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
