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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 304 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!