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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3837 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7105 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
